Thanks to the wonderful Lochaber Times, Iโm back in the sports section.
Hard copy out Thursday.


Here I am, back again in the (back) pages of the Lochaber Times on the trials and tribulations of Fort William FC
https://www.obantimes.co.uk/2022/10/03/last-gasp-goal-denies-on-form-fort-home-points/
โA Chance in a Millionโ by TA Williams
Fate brought them together, now itโs up to them to make it workโฆ
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Having left the army to recover from a traumatic experience, Captain Jane Reed is on her way to Venice to assist Lady Veronica Cooper, a world-famous writer who has lost her mojo. Plagued by grief and sleepless nights, Jane soon finds a kindred spirit in Veronica, coping with her own loss after the death of her husband.
When the two relocate to Veronicaโs villa in the countryside to escape the summer tourists, Jane meets the rest of the Cooper family โ including Veronicaโs brooding son, David. With his own tragic past, David has resigned himself to a life of solitude. Jane finds herself determined to bring joy back into his life, even if it means finally spilling her secrets.
Can Jane and David help each other heal, and find love in the process, or are some scars too deep to treat?
I have reviewed and enjoyed the work of TA Williams before. He appears to be a man after my own heart: fond of a foreign location, not afraid to enjoy a little light romantic fiction โ toxic masculinity be damned or something!
Here we are treated to a romance mired in some fairly traumatic background. The opening sequence of the novel is set in Fallujah and, it is fair to say, one can certainly understand why Captain Jane Reed might feel the need to decompress afterwards.
It is often interesting to reflect that romantic fiction is dismissed as โlightโ. Here Williams works hard to create suspense in the reader and every degree of heat is reflected in the sweat on the brow of the protagonist.
Of course, Venice is another area known for its heat and Williams again does a fantastic job of rendering the magic of that spectacular city.
Characters each dealing with their own inner turmoils collide as the pathetic fallacy of the weather, the beauty of the surrounding and the quality of the food act as motifs which reoccur throughout this highly readable holiday novel.
Salut!
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Author Bio
Iโm a man. And a pretty old man as well. I did languages at university a long time ago and then lived and worked in France and Switzerland before going to Italy for seven years as a teacher of English. My Italian wife and I then came back to the UK with our little daughter (now long-since grown up) where I ran a big English language school for many years. We now live in a sleepy little village in Devonshire. Iโve been writing almost all my life but it was only seven years ago that I finally managed to find a publisher who liked my work enough to offer me my first contract.
The fact that I am now writing escapist romance is something I still find hard to explain. My early books were thrillers and historical novels. Maybe itโs because there are so many horrible things happening in the world today that I feel I need to do my best to provide something to cheer my readers up. My books provide escapism to some gorgeous locations, even if travel to them is currently difficult.
Social Media Links โ
Website: www.tawilliamsbooks.com
โGerard Phileyโs Euro-Diary: Quest for a Lifeโ by Brendan James
Also on the tour today is Tami and Bookish Dreamer
โCould there be a world of interest and adventure beyond the Midlands? A world of confidence, sex and excitement? A better life โ a better me?โ These are the questions Gerard Philey grapples with over New Year, 1995. Sitting in his rented Black Country room, reflecting on his thankless teaching job and miserable love life, he courageously decides to abandon his humdrum existence and embark on a quest for Euro-fulfilment, fun and fitness on the Continent.
After a shaky start in Brussels, events manoeuvre him to Amsterdam where chance encounters shift his world well and truly into fifth gear. He samples the trials and tribulations of new relationships, alongside managing a sex shop in the cityโs Red Light Area โ on top of the challenges of fat-free living and international travel!
Through his bittersweet diary, we see how Gerard steers a laugh-out-loud course through farcical episodes and fanciful characters…and how entanglements from past and present draw him unwittingly into a criminal underworld where events ultimately take their toll.
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It has been a while since I was able to get away on a proper foreign holiday. Rather like the eponymous Gerard Philey of Brendan Jamesโ charming debut novel, I spend my days helping to educate the next generation of souls. Although they do not โ as yet โ choose to decorate me with chewed up pieces of โParis Matchโ as his do, I certainly recognise the ennui of the listless educational professional he describes!
One of my fondest ever memory is of a holiday I took alone to France as a newly qualified teacher. I was able to nap and write and drink wine in the sun and utilise my less-than-adequate language skills to procure decent food at a bargain price. It was pure Peter Mayle (a hero of mine Iโve written about before)
This novel is a bit like a hybrid of a โA Year in Provenceโ meets โThe Secret Diary of Adrian Moleโ and is very much enjoyable accordingly. James is a writer of assured quality and the wryly amusing encounters his put upon hero endures brings to mind the work of Tom Sharpe and the tortures he regularly put poor Wilt through.
A read that zips by like a galloping Eurostar, this is one for the traveller in your life. Happy holidays!
Author Bio
Brendan James is the author of the new comedy novel, โGerard Phileyโs Euro-Diary: Quest for a Lifeโ. Though this is his first novel, he has a large number of non-fiction publications (under the name Brendan Bartram) as a former university lecturer and researcher. A passionate linguist and Europhile, he spent a number of years working in the Netherlands, France and Germany. He lives in the West Midlands with his husband.
Social Media Links โ
Goodreads – https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/450811.Brendan_James
LinkedIn – https://www.linkedin.com/in/brendan-james-4343a8237/
Twitter – @Brendan23015569
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‘Our deal is over.’
That’s what reluctant author Anthony Horowitz tells ex-detective Daniel Hawthorne in an awkward meeting. The truth is that Anthony has other things on his mind.
His new play, โMindgameโ, is about to open in London’s Vaudeville theatre. Not surprisingly Hawthorne declines a ticket.
On opening night, โSunday Timesโ critic Harriet Throsby gives the play a savage review, focusing particularly on the writing. The next morning she is found dead, stabbed in the heart with an ornamental dagger which, it turns out, belongs to Anthony and which has his finger prints all over it.
Anthony is arrested, charged with Throsby’s murder, thrown into prison and interrogated.
Alone and increasingly desperate, he realises only one man can help him.
But will Hawthorne take his call? (Synopsis courtesy of Penguin)
Everyone is always so grouchy about targeted advertising. Big companies like Amazon and Apple mining your online behaviour to sell you products people like you have already bought, their algorithms churning away in the background to manipulate you into parting with your hard earned cash.
I get it. Itโs never nice to feel like a sheep, manipulated and herded. Netflixโs documentary, ‘The Social Dilemma‘ does an excellent job of exploring the dystopian overtones of how we live now.
But, hereโs the thing โ sometimes, itโs quite nice to be offered products people like you would like. Those algorithms are really just the video rental clerks of the 80s, but with about the same level of interaction skills and better personal hygiene.
So, I suspect I was the proverbial fish in a barrel when Audible told me the daily deal was Anthony Horowitzโs โA Line to Killโ.
Firstly, itโs written by Anthony Horowitz. Iโve written elsewhere of my affection for the latest adaptation of his Baby Bond series, ‘Alex Ryder‘, and I have taught the first in that series, Stormbreaker, https://uk.bookshop.org/a/10526/9781406360196 for a good number of years now.
Secondly, I had just finished reading his second James bond continuation novel, โForever and a Dayโ, the single best continuation of that franchise in literary form since Kingsley Amisโ โColonel Sunโ written under the pseudonym Robert Markham .
Finally, there was the setting. Alderney is the only Channel Island I have been to โ as a child no less โ but even as a teen I could see its potential as a locked room murder mystery setting. Throw in a literary festival โ very much my โthangโ and I was in.
Well, hooked does not do justice. Iโve now read โ or more accurately had read to me by the superb Rory Kinnear – all of the novels in the series. Kinnear is – somewhat confusingly โ the voice of Anthony Horowitz. Because what this series needed was more meta-overtones.
The latest novel in the series, Book 4, โThe Twist of a Knifeโ, continues the conceit of having Horowitz as his own Watson, trailing along behind enigmatic private detective Hawthorne as he strides out in front.
Horowitz clearly has some fun depicting himself as vain and whiny in a way which must have been delightful to write but is also quite cruel and he continues to let Hawthorne get away with all the best lines.
At the opening of the novel, narrator Anthony has to grapple with the reluctance to write any more books in this series and the indisputable fact that the reader is holding/listening to the book he is refusing to write. A deliciously meta conundrum if you like that sort of thing: I do.
As well as being one of the most successful and clearly the hardest working writers in the UK today, Horowitz is a master craftsman. And in these novels, he deploys all of his well-honed talents to best effect.
Suspects are introduced, dismissed and re-interviewed. The theatre is also a motif in another excellent novel of this year, โBad Actorsโ by Mick Herron. However, Horowitz does not succumb to the temptation of making theatre related pun after pun. But, Hawthorne canโt resist an Agatha Christie dรฉnouement and it arrives with a welcome theatrical flourish.
Narrator Anthony is worried that the books have run out of steam โ after all, heโs even run out of writing allusions after โA Line to Killโ (probably best he didnโt go with ‘The Pun-ishment is Deathโ for this one in fairness). He’s damned if he’s going have them named Hawthorne Investigates as well: but, as a reader, I donโt think he need worry.
This is a series with plenty more puff in the tank and for anyone who likes classic murder mystery fiction, crafted by a professional at the top of their game, this is for them.
Purchase Links:
Amazon: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Twist-Knife-bestselling-Hawthorne-Horowitz-ebook/dp/B09MF6Z1CQ
Audible: https://www.audible.co.uk/pd/The-Twist-of-a-Knife-Audiobook/B09TCSCZGN
Blackwells: https://blackwells.co.uk/bookshop/product/9781529124323?a_aid=prh
Bookshop.org: https://uk.bookshop.org/a/10526/9781529124323
Waterstones: https://www.waterstones.com/book/the-twist-of-a-knife/anthony-horowitz/2928377085537
Author Bio:
Bestselling author Anthony Horowitz has written two highly acclaimed Sherlock Holmes novels, ‘The House of Silk’ and ‘Moriarty’; three James Bond novels, ‘Trigger Mortis’, ‘Forever and a Day’ and ‘With a Mind to Kill‘; the acclaimed bestselling mystery novels ‘Magpie Murders’ and ‘Moonflower Murders’ and the Detective Hawthorne novels, ‘The Word is Murder’, ‘The Sentence is Death‘, ‘A Line To Kill’, and the latest ‘A Twist of Knife’ is out in August 2022.
He is also the author of the teen spy Alex Rider series, and responsible for creating and writing some of the UK’s most loved and successful TV series, including ‘Midsomer Murders’ and ‘Foyle’s War’. In January 2022 he was awarded a CBE for his services to literature. (Biography courtesy of https://www.penguin.co.uk/authors/185113/anthony-horowitz?tab=penguin-biography)
Social Media
Twitter: @AnthonyHorowitz
Or, Why You Need to Stop Encouraging Paul McCartney
Personally, I blame Ian Leslie[1].
OK, I donโt really blame him.
But Leslie was definitely at the vanguard of a movement to rehabilitate the reputation of a performer, about whom I was pretty sure the debate was settled and the world had moved on: Paul McCartney.
Leslieโs piece, ‘64 Reasons to Celebrate Paul McCartney‘ – which you should definitely read by the way – appeared to herald the beginning of some form of rediscovery and rehabilitation for โthe kidโ.
The second reason Leslie gives as reason to celebrate this multimillionaire is, โitโs the end of 2020, the kid is 78 years old and is widely regarded as having made more great songs than anyone else alive. He is releasing a new album, McCartney III.โ
Ok. Well, firstly, he ainโt no kid and – as far as I can tell – the only people who widely regard him as โhaving made more great songs than anyone else alive,โ are Ian Leslie and Alan Partridge. I imagine it would sure as hell come as a surprise to Bob Dylan, for a start.
Suddenly there was a wave of this nonsense. He headlined Glastonbury for the love of all that is right with the world. Everyone was rediscovering โthe legendโ! That bloke who made interminable movies about some geezers in need of a wax walking and lasted for12 hours, Peter Jackson, made an unwatchable documentary about four men in early middle age sitting in a music studio which lasted eight hours. Cheers for that.
However, what the whole sudden appreciation of McCartney really put me in mind of is the conclusion of Alan Bennettโs play โAn Englishman Abroadโ.
As Coral Browne tells the audience, โIf you can eat a boiled egg in England at ninety, they think you deserve a Nobel Prize.โ
People arenโt suddenly reappraising McCartney because heโs got relevance or heโs amazing at melodies. People are reappraising him because heโs old and heโs not dead and heโs less of a weaponโs grade tool than Ringo.
Except, heโs not really โ and he doesnโt even get the Thomas the Tank Engine bye.
โMcCartneyโs reputation has never fully recovered from the shredding it took when The Beatles broke up,โ writes Leslie. Yeah, again, funny that. Itโs like when Paul Weller broke up The Jam to do The Style Council. Can you trace the roots of that subsequent venture in singles like Beat Surrender? Of course.
Should you vilify the artist for branching out and trying new things?
Also of course. Because it was awful, it looked stupid and it pleased no one. It pleased no one because it wasnโt cool.
And that matters. it matters because they’re supposed to be rock stars.
I get that he wasnโt originally. I get that by the time theyโd ceased being The Quarrymen and got shot of DAs and rocker jackets and been repackaged, he was in a little group marketed as cynically as any Busted, Boyzone or McFly.
And I agree that The Beatles made some quality pop records and they could play their own instruments – at least before the acid years when they got โinterestingโ โ or unlistenable depending upon how honest you want to be about it.
In the absolutely superlative documentary series โ and mercifully shorter than โGet Backโ, โMy Life as a Rolling Stoneโ – Mick Jagger speaks revealingly about the way the attitude of the group was deliberately cultivated as the anti-thesis of The Beatlesโ holier-than-thou goody-two-shoes-ness.
Itโs the reason your Mum loved the Liverpudlian quartet and your Dad was a Stones man. Because she went to church on Sunday and he was too hungover.
But now, itโs half a century later and the loathsome ditty guffer is getting praise for being a fantastic musician and for his ability to write a melody andโฆ
Yawn.
But, hereโs the thing: thatโs not his job.
His job is to be a rock star. And thatโs not his mรฉtier at all.
McCartney is probably a really nice man and, if youโre a music person, Iโm sure his melodies are charming and carry you away.
Presumably to the Mull of Kintyre.
But, as the late, great Bill Hicks said, โI want my rock stars dead!โ
In Relentless, the comedy equivalent of a proper rock album, he continues, โWhen did mediocrity and banality become a good image for your children? I want my children listening to people who fucking rocked! I donโt care if they died in pools of their own vomit! I want someone who plays from his fucking heart!โ
You know why Janis Joplin and Bob Dylan, Jimi Hendrix, Tom Petty, Deep Purple, The Who and The Rolling Stones are cool?
Itโs because they played from their hearts.
“But McCartney does play from his heart”, mewl the fans. Yeah, but their hearts were weird, warped, dangerous and black and his heart is a branch of Clintonโs Cards, all faux-Cath Kidson bunting and environmentally damaging glitter balloons.
The UK is not about sincerity. We are allergic to asinine assertions of hearts on sleeves. It why you can respect Phil Collinsโ drumming and still know heโs musical criminal.
Itโs why when Americans do political shows we get The West Wing, when the Brits do it, we get The Thick of It. If youโre sincere, youโre suspect and, probably, a wrong โen. Look how everyone believed the sweet-hearted, tennis-loving, Brexit Elvis-impersonator Cliff Richards’ Yew Tree stuff, even when demonstrably false.
Itโs not just about dying โ but it is about living on the edge. Itโs about sex and drugs and rock and roll, not the Frog Chorus or Ebony and Ivory โ even though they are the musical equivalence of the Iraq invasion – Go to The Hague, do not pass go, do not collect a Middle Eastern Peace Envoy role.
Itโs because rock stars are Hendrix and his plastercast junk, not buttersoft balls like โYesterdayโ.
Oh, all your โtroubles seemed so far away,โ did they? I bet you took a full 4 seconds to come up with that rhyme, ya whopper.
So, in the final analysis, what does Paul McCartney leave the world?
Some decent pop tunes in the early 1960s, Wings โ โthe band the Beatles could have beenโ, as Patridge said and the ability to not be dead.
Well hold the front page.
Vegetarianism, trainers with a suit jacket – which everyone used to rightly chastise him for before the Shoreditch โmassifโ began copying it ironically and then it became de rigour, like beard oil and unicycles -does not a rock god make.
Everyone knows the only Beatle that mattered was George anyway. For a start, he got to go and play with the big boys of the rock world and be cool.
And you see whoโs not there? Thatโs right, because heโs not cool. Never has been, never will be.
When he made the trip to a muddy field in Gloucestershire, people were suddenly surprised that he wasnโt very good. โHis voice has gone,โ they whined. Gone where? Tell you what, who knew?
Oh thatโs right, everyone.
Canโt imagine why letting the Wertherโs Original Grandad have the main stage of a major festival which used to be good, could in any way go wrongโฆ
I know that Caitlin Moran and Ian Leslie are better writers than me, more successful than me, vastly more talented than me and Moran, for sure, knows far more about music than I ever will.
But they are wrong on this topic. They are backing Clarkson-era Top Gear, jeans at the nipples, middle age, middle of the road โrockโ compilations. And thatโs never the right horse to back.
So, Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da, From Me to You, please, I suggest we let Grandad slope off back to his shed and leave the rock music to the mad, the bad and the dangerous rather than the safe, the saccharine and the benign.
‘Isaac Eggโ by Bobby Palmer, narrated by Johnny Flynn
Isaac stands alone on a bridge and screams.
Something screams back.
And that, like everything which follows, is unforgettable.
This is a book about a lot of things โ grief, hope, friendship, love. Itโs also about what youโd do if you stumbled into the woods at dawn, found something extraordinary there, and decided to take it home.
Itโs a tale that might seem familiar. But how it speaks to you will depend on how youโve lived until now.
Sometimes, to get out of the woods, you have to go into them. โIsaac and the Eggโ is one of the most hopeful, honest and wildly imaginative novels you will ever read. (Synopsis courtesy of https://www.hachette.co.uk/titles/bobby-palmer/isaac-and-the-egg/9781472285485)
You donโt think about eggs very often, do you? At least, I donโt.
They are fragile: they are robust. Hard, soft, boiled, fried. They can represent stones rolled away from tombs, they can be balanced on their ends during the Vernal equinox. Allegedly. In evolutionary philosophy, they pose quite the conundrum – they are symbols of fertility: they are Schrodingerโs foodstuff.
And, in Bobby Palmerโs quirkily idiosyncratic debut, they may be a metaphor for the scrambled brain fog the eponymous Isaac is experiencing as his world disintegrates through loss and grief and everyoneโs favourite river in Africa, denial.
‘Isaac and the Egg‘ is not hard boiled fiction (see what I did there?) But Palmer is a writer who blends the easy prose of a man who has worked damn hard to make it look this easy with the emotional depth charge that someone like Nick Hornby provides when dealing with men old enough to be better, but too immature to do better.
Narrator Johnny Flynn does an exceptional job. His voice has the honeyed tones of Matthew Goode โ until the becalmed peace of my garden was shattered by the dog-whimpering quality of the scream used to replicate the voice of the egg. It was a shock. Almost as much as when I googled him and discovered he was the geezer from Lovesick! Either way, he is a phenomenal audiobook narrator.
โIsaac and the Eggโ is a startling assured debut. It has a โLife of Piโ, โETโ, โAlienโ crossed with โHigh Fidelityโ atmosphere which marks Palmer out as a talent to watch. Moving, funny, melancholic, quirky and fast paced, this may be the late summer read we all need right now and is the sort of novel which resonates and vibrate through you as a reader long after it is finished.
Purchase Links
You can pre-order โ and support this blog into the bargain โ from Bookshop.org here: https://t.co/8ml3fNrc6B
Audible: https://geni.us/isaacandtheegg/opt/6?iguid=Nvg3gkry2kiFh-z3SVbXgg&ireferrer=https%3a%2f%2ft.co%2f
Amazon: https://geni.us/isaacandtheegg/opt/1?iguid=Nvg3gkry2kiFh-z3SVbXgg&ireferrer=https%3a%2f%2ft.co%2f
Foyles: https://geni.us/isaacandtheegg/opt/4?iguid=Nvg3gkry2kiFh-z3SVbXgg&ireferrer=https%3a%2f%2ft.co%2f
Waterstones: https://geni.us/isaacandtheegg/opt/0?iguid=Nvg3gkry2kiFh-z3SVbXgg&ireferrer=https%3a%2f%2ft.co%2f
WH Smiths: https://geni.us/isaacandtheegg/opt/5?iguid=Nvg3gkry2kiFh-z3SVbXgg&ireferrer=https%3a%2f%2ft.co%2f
Author Bio
BOBBY PALMER
Bobby Palmer is a freelance journalist who writes for publications including Time Out, GQ, Menโs Health and Cosmopolitan. Isaac and the Egg is his debut novel. (Biography courtesy of https://www.hachette.co.uk/contributor/bobby-palmer)
Social Media:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebobpalmer/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebobpalmer
โUnjust Biasโ by Liz Mistry
Also on the tour today, Once Upon A Time Book Reviews, Bibliophilverse, Jane Hunt Writer, Nesie’s Place
A murdered boy disowned by his family.
A teen terrified his past will catch up with him.
A girl with nowhere to go.
Men with rage so visceral they will do anything.
With the unsolved murder of a homeless boy still preying on his mind, DI Gus McGuire is confronted with a similar murder, a missing teen and no clues.
Does the answer lie with an illegal dark web site where โslavesโ are auctioned off? Or with an online forum for teens?
How can Gus keep people safe when unjust bias rears its head and being different could cost you your lifeโฆ?
Iโve only been to Bradford once. I was about eight years old and it was the sort of Keystone Cops holidays my parents specialised in: we travelled to Bradford from some god-forsaken location, the car got a puncture, my Dadโs tooth fell out when biting into a flowery bap twinned with a concrete breezeblock, we couldnโt the KwikFit which had the car.
My overwhelming memory, however, was the Film and Television Museum. It had, what was then, the only IMAX cinema in the UK and a chance to try and be a newsreader, reading an autocue. I couldnโt do it. I cried.
They also had a gigantic copy of that famous mugshot photo of Myra Hindley. After getting my mum to explain who she was, I tootled off but that night, I came down in floods of tears, scared that this real life monster was going to get me.
A tough street kid I was not.
A writer who deals with real life monsters, is Liz Mistry. I reviewed another of her Bradford-set crime novels in February 2021, โDark Memoriesโ. https://pajnewman.com/2021/02/07/unravelling-the-mistry-of-bradford/
โUnjust Biasโ clearly shares DNA with this earlier novel. Mistryโs hard-bitten representation of the city is here. Her predilection for shifting narrative stances from first to third and back again depending upon the character focus of the chapter is there and her obvious interest in the on-going psychological effects of the world upon these people is baked through the stories like logos through a stick of rock.
These are not happy-go-lucky, easy readers with a cozy element. These are dark and realistic depictions of a hard world and bad things happening to people in the wrong place at the wrong time.
But Mistry is a very fine writer and her Bradford is becoming a character in the way that Rankinโs Edinburgh is central to understanding the events.
Purchase Links
UK – https://www.amazon.co.uk/Unjust-Bias-different-Fiction-Procedural-ebook/dp/B0B61NXSZK/
US – https://www.amazon.com/Unjust-Bias-different-Fiction-Procedural-ebook/dp/B0B61NXSZK/
Author Bio โ
Born in Scotland, Made in Bradford sums up Liz Mistryโs life. Over thirty years ago she moved from a small village in West Lothian to Yorkshire to get her teaching degree. Once here, Liz fell in love with three things; curries, the rich cultural diversity of the city โฆ and her Indian husband (not necessarily in this order). Now thirty years, three children, two cats and a huge extended family later, Liz uses her experiences of living and working in the inner city to flavour her writing. Her gritty crime fiction police procedural novels set in Bradford embrace the city she describes as โWarm, Rich and Fearlessโ whilst exploring the darkness that lurks beneath.
In her spare time, Liz loves pub quizzes (although she admits to being rubbish at them), dancing (she does a mean jig to Proud Mary โ her opinion, not ratified by her family), visiting the varied Yorkshire landscape, with Robin Hoods Bay being one of her favourite coastal destinations, listening to music, reading and blogging about all things crime fiction on her blog, The Crime Warp.
Social Media Links โ
Twitter: @LizMistryAuthor
Facebook: @LizMistryBooks
Website:ย lizmistry.com
โIn the Shadow of Piper Alphaโ by Iain Maloney
Iain Maloney speaks exclusively to PAJNewman here
167 men died on the Piper Alpha oil platform in 1988. In The Shadow of Piper Alpha is the first novel to explore the devastating aftermath of the disaster.
Marcus is on Piper Alpha that night. His daughter, Carrie, waits at the hospital as helicopters start bringing in survivors, never knowing if her father will be on the next one. Marcus survives, but his post-traumatic stress disorder develops into often violent alcoholism. As the story moves between Marcus and Carrie, between the past and present, their trauma grows and deepens, driving them ever further apart.
After decades living abroad, Carrie, now a respected volcanologist, returns to the University of Aberdeen to deliver a controversial academic paper with Marcus in attendance. Will a reconciliation be possible, or has too much time passed? (Synopsis courtesy of Tippermuir Books ) https://tippermuirbooks.co.uk/product/in-search-of-piper-alpha/
Confession time first: Iโm not a huge Aberdeen fan. My first exposure to โthe Granite Cityโ were as a coach leading student athletes to brutal defeats while the rain sheeted in, consistently pishing it down horizontally. It was always dark. It was always wet. The opponents were horrid.
Then I read Christopher Brookmyreโs ‘A Big Boy Did It and Ran Away‘ which opens with exactly how I felt about the place twenty years ago:
โEuropeโs Oil Capital. Honestly. The first time he heard the expression, heโd assumed it was a bit of self-deprecatory humour. That was before he learned that there was no such thing as self-deprecatory humour in Aberdeenโฆ
โScotlandโs Fourth Cityโ wasnโt exactly a winning slogan, especially considering that there was a dizzyingly steep drop-off after the first two, and it still put them behind the ungodly shit-hole that was Dundee. The also self-conferred nickname โSilver Cityโ was another over-reaching feat of turd-polishing euphemism. It was grey. Everything was grey.โ
In the intervening years Iโve been back and, Escher-nightmare road network aside, Iโve softened my views on a place which can look really quite nice when itโs dry. The place is packed with good people.
And it is the people who come through in Iain Maloneyโs ‘In the Shadow of Piper Alpha‘. The book focuses on the impact of that famous North Sea platform collapse which cost the lives of 167 men upon one family as the ripples of trauma and community grief seep like magma under the earth merely looking for a place to erupt.
Magma erupting is a metaphor which is also at the core of this novel which manages the rare trick of being sumptuously written, moving and heart felt as well as warm and โ most often missing from โliteraryโ fiction – really funny.
Maloney is a writer who can have characters describe themselves as having, โEyes like an owl, pallor of pizza dough,โ or describe their peely-wally complexion when the sun comes out in Aberdeen as โeven fake tan somehow didnโt work and I ended up looking like an Oompa-Loompa with a liver complaint.โ
This lends, what is after all, a novel predicated on sadness a lightness of touch and humour which is very Scottish but also adds a poignancy to the coping strategies and escapes used by the characters, no matter how damaging to them they may be in the short or long run.
Maloney is obviously a craftsman who thinks deeply about how best to convey the meaning of his work. Here he shifts between first and third person narration, moves the split narratives in time in order to show you the evolution of the way events far away geographically and chronologically can bubble to the surface at any time.
In the Shadow of Piper Alpha is the sort of novel which leaves you longing to meet up with the characters again whilst simultaneously feeling like youโve been on an emotionally bruising journey with them. Beautifully written, intelligently structured and a triumph deserving of widespread acclaim.
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Author Bio
Iain Maloney is the author of seven books, including the critically acclaimedย ‘The Only Gaijin in the Village’ (Birlinn, 2020), a memoir about his life in rural Japan.
He is also a freelance editor and journalist, mainly for The Japan Times.
He was born and raised in Aberdeen, Scotland and he currently lives in Japan. He studied English at the University of Aberdeen, graduated from the University of Glasgowโs Creative Writing Masters in 2004, and holds a PhD from the University of Sunderland. (Biography courtesy of https://iainmaloney.com/)
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